Wednesday 23 February 2011

CORNFIELDS

David Mabus must be very tired today after an awfully busy day on twitter. Here's a transcript...

Mr Jago: Morning

Mabus: Morning Mr Jago

Mr Jago: What have you got, then?

Mabus: Well, there's Nostradamus and Goats on Fire; Nostradamus boobquake and Goats on Fire; Nostradamus and CORNFIELDS; Nostradamus, Goats on Fire and CORNFIELDS; Nostradamus, Goats on Fire, boobquake and CORNFIELDS; CORNFIELDS, Goats on Fire, boobquake and CORNFIELDS; CORNFIELDS, Nostradamus, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, Goats on Fire and CORNFIELDS; CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, Nostradamus and CORNFIELDS; CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, crystal night, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS and CORNFIELDS; or Depeche Mode with a fried Nostradamus on top and CORNFIELDS.

Mrs Jago: Have you got anything without CORNFIELDS in it?

Mabus: Well, there's CORNFIELDS Nostradamus boobquake and CORNFIELDS, that's not got much CORNFIELDS in it.

Mrs Jago: I don't want ANY CORNFIELDS!

Mr Jago: Why can't she have Nostradamus, Goats on Fire, CORNFIELDS and boobquake?

Mrs Jago: That's got CORNFIELDS in it!

Mr Jago: Not as much as CORNFIELDS, Nostradamus, boobquake and CORNFIELDS.

Mrs Jago: Look, could I have Nostradamus, Goats on Fire, CORNFIELDS and boobquake without the CORNFIELDS.

Mabus: Uuuuuuggggh!

Mrs Jago: What d'you mean uuugggh! I don't like CORNFIELDS

Trolls (singing) CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS ... CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS ... lovely CORNFIELDS, wonderful CORNFIELDS ... Brief stock shot of trolls.

Mabus: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have Nostradamus, Goats on Fire, CORNFIELDS and boobquake without the CORNFIELDS.

Mrs Jago: Why not!

Mabus: No, it wouldn't be Nostradamus, Goats on Fire, CORNFIELDS and boobquake, would it.

Mrs Jago: I don't like CORNFIELDS!

Mr Jago: Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your CORNFIELDS. I love them. I'm having CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS ...

Trolls (singing) CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS ...

Mr Jago: ... crystal night, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS and CORNFIELDS.

Mabus: crystal night is off.

Mr Jago: Well can I have CORNFIELDS instead?

Mabus: You mean CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS?

Trolls (still singing) CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS, CORNFIELDS ... (etc.)

Mr Jago: Yes.

Mabus: Arrggh!

Trolls: .. . lovely CORNFIELDS, wonderful, CORNFIELDS.

Mabus: Shut up! Shut up!



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11 comments:

MABUS HULK said...

MABUS HULK MAD YOU MAKE FUN OF CORNFIELDS. MABUS HULK SMASH LIMEY BLOG.

shellity said...

Day made. Thank you.

Conor Pendergrast said...

I feel like I've made it - I got 3/4 of these on Twitter to my own account and another one to the Belfast SITP account. Brilliant little sketch here.

Peter Bowditch said...

Love it! Now back to decornfielding my email inbox.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand. Could you add a venn diagram please to clarify?

N0Sheds

Anonymous said...

LOOK at the CORNFIELD

skepticalcommunity.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=30283
LOOK at the CORNFIELD....

Jimbobthomas said...

Incoming! We are now at DEFCORN 1

Dave The Drummer said...

@JimBobThomas

AHAHAHAHAHA !
Brilliant :-)

Grania said...

Did y'all get one of these too?

Pleased to be amongst my brethren & sistren in the Cornfields.

Anonymous said...

I am Teh CornField

Anonymous said...

SHITHEADS

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