Friday, 10 December 2010

Trolling For Dummies by Dennis Markuze



Start of with an insane threat. Remembering to ensure that you leave CAPS-LOCK on for a FEW WORDS and finish with an exclamation mark!


Leave a couple of BLANK LINES!


Insert a few underscores,
___________________________________________


The remainder of the comment is irrelevant as no one ever actually reads any further down THAN THIS!

Insert a random erroneously claim that a famous EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENTAL BIOLOGIST at the University of Minnesota Morris does not exist for no other reason than to prove beyond all doubt that you are as crazy a box of retarded frogs…


RANDOM STATEMENT ALL IN UPPER CASE WITH NO PUNCTUATION


ARBITRARY THREAT TO ATHEISTS!

Follow up threat, this time with 3 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!



hyper-link to DUBIOUS evidence that claims to support a CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY!


A DEATH THREAT to a well known atheists using a rude word with some of the letters replaced with the wrong number of a*****isks……..


Bizarre reference to a DISNEY character for no apparent reason!!!


INSET a whole row of asterisks …

***********************************************

Just for the HELL OF IT!!!


PAUSE to take MEDICATION!!!


FOR a bit of VARIETY ... leave FOUR blank lines...




MEANINGLESS question?



DISCONNECTED STATEMENT about the PARANORMAL


ooh look a DEPECHE MODE video...
*************************


FINISH off with FINAL FAILED attempt at being MENACING!!!

*copy to clipboard in preparation to paste into as many blogs as possible before the NURSE notices you're OUT OF BED AGAIN!!!...*



Sorry for feeding the trolls, I know I’m not supposed but I can’t help myself. C’mon DM leave me another comment, you know you WANT to….
Post a Comment