A blunt, shit-stained instrument wielded indiscriminately to bludgeon pseudoscience, superstition, blind faith and common or garden irrational bollocks.
There are great ones like:Wanking Neptune's titsBollock naked Ganesha bum ticklerarse sniffing Yaweh spankerbut the truly fantastic ones are like these:Steaming Zeus jugsDisco dancing Odin on a bikeBald Hades on a moped
Deep fried Jesus H. Christ spunk
I chuckled heartily at "Yodeling Moses in Asda"
Teabagging Ganesha basher Hilarious!
"Hairy-arsed Allah on toast"lol
Choir-boy molesting magnificence !
Free balling Neptune's cock snot
Jumping Odin's cock. Need I say more?
Win: Juggling Yaweh's crusty jizz sock
Sweet Mary mother of Ganesha's crusty jizz sock!
Got this gem on my first try:Colossal Mohammed on a moped
the fact that ALL of them are funnier when you remove the religious reference :Wanking titsBollock naked bum ticklerarse sniffing spankerSteaming jugsDisco dancing on a bikeBald on a mopedDeep fried spunkYodeling in AsdaTeabagging basher!Hairy-arsed on toastSweaty bollocked fart catcher
Disco dancing Flying Spaghetti Monster spanker...This may be the only place on earth where Pastafarianism is given equal representation among other world religions.
Fudge packing Zeus in heaven
Holy mother of Thor's cock snot
I copied your program (I did add references to this website/page). My version allows a more wide usage, also it's Open Source. http://www.buttonbashed.co.nz/?page_id=44 (The Random Blasphemy tool on that page obviously).It will go in to the task bar. It's pretty easy to use, just press Ctrl-Alt-V to paste a random blasphemy phrase anywhere, great for gamers. Oh and the .Net framework 4.5 needs to be installed, or it'll crash on startup.
@Mr. Lacy that's what makes it so useful; insert religious icon here.......mix and match
You had me at "Holy Moses cock tickler"
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