tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29405704131706890122024-03-10T19:13:12.388+00:00The Reason StickA blunt, shit-stained instrument wielded indiscriminately to bludgeon pseudoscience, superstition, blind faith and common or garden irrational bollocks.Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.comBlogger463125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-23526641386444438222019-06-23T17:12:00.000+01:002019-06-23T17:12:00.791+01:00Who You Gonna Call? (A brief guide to finding the right person to exorcise unwanted spirits, ghosts and daemons from your home.)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">For centuries we have experienced emotive paranormal experiences in our homes where the spirit world overlaps with our own. Numerous scientists have been systematically dismissive about many of the multitude of reports of hauntings, paranormal activities and the general feeling of the presence of spirits in our homes yet they have failed to provide believable scientific explanations for such phenomenon. However, most of us have either experienced something ourselves, or know someone who has experienced or felt an eerie atmosphere that simply cannot be explained by conventional science.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Such activity may be related to a property sitting on a ley line where mystical energy may be concentrated thus allowing spirts to pass more freely into our world. Hauntings are often also caused by a traumatic death or suicide in the property where the soul has been unable to find peace and under certain conditions may be witnessed still trapped between our worlds. Many curiosities may also be related to other-worldly entities such as angels, sprites of even piskies. Such inexplicable activity is less frequently reported as many of those witnessing such ineffable creatures fear ridicule or reprisal from their more closed-minded friends and acquaintances.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Traditionally the church has used priests to exorcise evil spirits or demons from our homes but as there is such a plethora of metaphysical disturbances causing these various phenomena, a more specific skill is frequently required to correctly target the appropriate miscreant and successfully cleanse the house. Thanks to the advent of the internet it is now possible to more easily find clairvoyants, ghost hunters, psychics’, cryptozoologists and exorcists who can appropriately coax the mystical entities away.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The key therefore to successfully purging your house is therefore in identify the specific type of paranormal activity you have in order to select the correct professional to call. This article outlines four of the most common types of hauntings, disturbances and presences and then identifies the best professional suited for that particular phenomenon.</span><br />
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<br /><b><i>1. Energy Phantasmas.</i></b><br /><br />Energy phantasmas are a common cause of many hauntings. Essentially, outer-bodied phantasmas from another plane can use their energy to effect physical objects in our world. This often manifests itself in mystical events such as the lights unexpectedly dimming or flashing or even turning themselves on or off without any human interventions. Such entities may also cause certain appliances to stop working or work intermittently or unpredictably. The best type of professional for inexplicable phenomena such as this is an NICEIC certified electrician.<div>
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<br /><b><i>2. Whomping Wraiths.</i></b></div>
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<b><i><br /></i></b>Whomping wraiths are disruptive spirits who delight in causing mischief and disruption. People are often alerted to their presence by a haunting metallic banging sound often within the walls of the house or even under the floorboards. Whomping wraiths can bang and rattle for hours without any visible evidence of their presence, however they can be easily exorcised and banished from most houses by a competent plumber.</div>
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<br /><b><i>3. Eerie Atmospheres.</i></b></div>
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<b><i><br /></i></b>Eerie atmospheres are left in the wake of demonic fallen angels as they pass through the worlds leaving their lingering stench behind them. They can be detected by their distinctive smell and are often accompanied by a euphoric satanic state of consciousness designed to lure you into their fiendish underworld. Such creatures are highly dangerous and if you detect one in your house you should call a Corgi registered gas engineer as soon as possible.</div>
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<br /><b><i>4. Cornish Piskies.</i></b></div>
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<b><i><br /></i></b>Cornish Piskies are prankish magical creatures that scurry about in the loft or cellar, steal food and often leave a magical trail of small brown crumbs. They are best eradicated by a rodent control specialist.</div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Hauntings my arse.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">@Crispian_Jago</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">June 2019</span><br />
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-67576030312943810542018-10-29T15:05:00.001+00:002018-10-30T21:45:23.287+00:00Top Twats - Brexit Edition<div style="-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: justify;">
<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;">I have always been of the general disposition that national referendums are not the most cunning of alleged cunning plans. Indeed, since the 2016 EU referendum I have become totally convinced that they are positively cataclysmic. On paper, our hard won democracy seems like an ideal system of government. When gaps however emerge between our toothless electoral governance and advances in cyber manipulation, democracy becomes a convenient method for disguising the mercenary whims of newspaper editors, tyrannical foreign despots, selfish billionaire lobbyists and extremist political strategists as the independent will of the people. In the absence of enough reliable evidence and undisputed facts in the run up to the 2016 EU referendum the Remain campaign ostensively settled for complacency whilst the more creative architects of the Vote Leave campaign were able to distort, cherry pick and even fabricate un-evidenced facts via a steady drumbeat of easily parroted mantras, misleading memes and brightly painted buses that chimed with the pre-existing beliefs and veiled prejudices of much of the populace.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">Twenty eight months after the referendum more accurate analysis has become available, definitive facts have emerged and tragic scenarios have played out that clearly demonstrate that Brexit is bad for our economy, bad for the future of our younger generations, bad for “just in time” manufacturing, bad for the collective advancement of science, technology and medicine, bad for the staffing of the NHS, bad for trade, bad for logistics and catastrophic for the Northern Ireland peace process. A truly strong and stable government would not require a People’s Vote to reassess the situation we now find ourselves in. It would act decisively in the best interests of the country and its citizens rather than continue to trifle in its deeply flawed and universally unpopular Chequers plan. A plan that is plainly detrimental to our future but nonetheless crucially appeases the mere advisory will of a slim majority of people who on a particular day in June 2016, (following a misleading and ill-informed campaign that broke the rules of Electoral Commission), thought it might be a bit of fun to leave the EU. I am therefore at a loss to envisage another way out of this deep political predicament other than chucking another round of ill-conceived democracy at the problem and asking the people if the deal negotiated (assuming there is one), is still what they really want in the cold light of day.</span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;">I was reminded on Facebook the other day that we are all entitled to our own opinions. True enough. We are not however entitled to our own facts. The facts are, quite simply, the facts. It would be reassuring to imagine that our entitled opinions are based on these unequivocal facts. It is a sage and valiant person indeed who is able to reconsider and upgrade their opinions based on newly emerging facts. Human nature alas ensures that rather than suffer the embarrassment of conceding that our previous opinion is now out of synch with the newly available facts, we instead consciously or unconsciously un-objectively select or tinker with the facts to bend them into something that allows us to justify our original opinion. As such there is no guarantee that the results of a People’s Vote would accurately reflect the clear evidence now available. I am therefore forced to stoop to the same underhand tactics adopted by the Leave campaign and compile a set of Top Twat cards that will hopefully appeal to your ideology, reiterate tired and dodgy quotes and resort to poorly reasoned ad-hominem attacks in a desperate attempt to try and sway your opinion based on emotion rather than actuality. I will however endeavour to do my best to make my ad-hominem attacks as creative as I am able.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;">Incidentally the fifty-two cards I have devised and assembled below comprise a rather motley crew of suspects. if I were foolish enough to rely solely on the argument from authority to form my opinions it would be quite easy to browse the listed names below and, even without any knowledge or understanding of the issue in question, conclude that this is not a group whose membership I seek. Indeed, if I were to find myself on the same side of the argument as this bunch of reprobates, then I would want to seriously reconsider if I was actually on the right-side of the debate after all. If the likes of Tommy Robinson, Katie Hopkins, Donald Trump, David Icke and Jacob Rees Mogg are in favour of something, experience tells me to be immediately and deeply suspicious of it.</span></div>
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-85958920567211704342018-06-22T15:00:00.000+01:002018-06-22T15:00:03.547+01:00The Farage Argument Sketch<div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Calibri; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;">
<span lang="EN-US">With apologies to John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Micahel Palin.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">(Nigel Farage walks into Broadcasting House.)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Farage:</b></span></i><span class="apple-converted-space"><i><span lang="EN-US"> </span></i></span><span lang="EN-US">Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Receptionist:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Certainly sir. Have you been here before?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Farage:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">No, this is my first time.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Receptionist</b>: </span></i><span lang="EN-US">I see. Well, do you want to have a five-minute argument on the Radio 4 Today Programme, or were you thinking of making regular appearances on Question Time?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Receptionist:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Well, you just need to be prepared to take an contrary viewpoint and be available for the Today Programme but you will need to establish a narrow-minded and chauvinistic point of view for regular appearances Question Time. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Farage:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Well, I think it's probably best if I start with The Today Programme and then see how it goes from there, okay?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Receptionist:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Mr. Naughtie’s free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Humphrys; room 12.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Farage:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Thank you.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></span><em><span lang="EN-US">(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)</span></em><em><span lang="EN-US" style="font-style: normal;"><o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Holy man:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Let us spare a few moments of thought for somebody in yesterday’s news.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Farage:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Well, Well, I was told outside that...</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Holy man:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">When Jesus was in a completely different but not dissimilar situation he would talk in pointless riddles<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Farage:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">What?</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Holy Man:</b></span></i><span class="apple-converted-space"><i><span lang="EN-US"> </span></i></span><span lang="EN-US">So just think how wonderful it would be if everyone was as lovely as Jesus.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Farage:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Yes, but I came here for an argument!!</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<i><span lang="EN-US"><b>Holy Man:</b> </span></i><span lang="EN-US">Not at all!</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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I’ve written on this blog before about my frustration with the recurrent religious practice of taking offence and claiming persecution as a mechanism for avoiding valid criticism and debate of bigoted, outdated and frequently hateful beliefs. Although not wishing to target moderate religious believers who wisely update their opinions in the light of more recent knowledge and wisdom, alas many extremely unhelpfully opinions still persist in more fundamental Christian minds due to the inability of the belief’s iron age authors to include a suitable mechanism for improvement and correction for a set of heterosexual and patriarchal predispositions that were sadly popular at the time. We’ve therefore probably all witnessed a Christian getting unnecessary irate over something wholly innocuous or inconsequential whilst not being overly concerned about far more serious issues that failed to trouble the privileged minds of their religion’s ancient architects.<o:p></o:p></div>
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Rather than once again bemoan this trait of taking offence at pointless prejudices, I thought I try instead to propose an alternative and related notion that might actually be worth taking offence about instead.<o:p></o:p><br />
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I was deeply moved and
saddened yesterday to read of the death of the BBC journalist <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39027583" target="_blank">Steve Hewlett</a>. Although a well-known and rightly celebrated journalist I only
really became acquainted with Steve, or it least I felt as if we were
acquainted, as he candidly shared the experience of his cancer on the BBC Radio
4 <i>PM</i> programme. Although Steve’s cancer was different to mine, I nevertheless
profoundly related to how Steve eloquently described how he came to terms with
his diagnosis and prognosis. Steve’s treatment journey also had many parallels
with mine and I’ve shared the highs and lows, the hopes and fears, the waiting,
the chemotherapy side-effects and the uncertainty. As Steve was diagnosed ahead
of me his frank interviews also gave me an idea of what to expect as my cancer
also progressed. Perhaps part of yesterday’s sadness is a selfish and poignant
reminder of the inevitability of how my cancer journey must also end.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">I have also found it
therapeutic and cathartic to be be fully open about my illness, albeit within
my small circle of Facebook friends rather than a Radio 4 audience. Indeed
today I thought I’d try and record a few thoughts on death for my slightly
wider blog audience. For those unfamiliar with my cancer journey to date
however, I must first establish my credentials by quickly bringing you up to
speed with the details of my cancer. I am I the process of trying to document a
more complete account of my cancer journey which will require a suitable amount
of motivation and number of “good days” to complete. In the meantime, here’s a
brief precis of the story so far.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Up until the 8<sup>th</sup>
December 2015 life was normal. I was able to freely ponder where I might be
working in 5 years time, what car I should buy next, where we’d go on holiday
next year, how I’d spend my retirement, what my grandchildren will be like and
what adventures I’d like to take them on when they come to visit. These are all
now mere thought experiments and prospects that are no longer relevant to me
and therefore can’t be sanely contemplated with any form of reality. At around
2pm on the 8<sup>th</sup> December 2015 I went to the toilets at work to empty
my bladder prior to a full afternoon of meetings. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I stood in front of the the tall Victorian
urinal and proceed to spray the porcelain in a thick coating of bright red
blood. I was taken to hospital and following a number of tests and CT scans I
was told the next day, on my 49<sup>th</sup> birthday, that I had a large
tumour in my right kidney. I had a radical laparoscopic nephrectomy (they
whipped out my right kidney) between Christmas and New Year and despite the
fact that the operation was complicated by the tumour outgrowing the kidney and
merging with my liver I hoped that this might be the end of things. Things were
indeed hopeful at first, my 3-month post-op CT scan showed no sign of any reoccurrence
of the cancer despite it being identified as a rather nasty stage 4 malignant
cancer. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My 6-month post-op check-up went
less well. The cancer had returned to the space where my right kidney used to
be as well as my liver and my right lung. I was told that this time the cancer
was inoperable. I was told that there was no cure. I was told that it was
terminal. I was also told that I would still require treatment, not with any
expectation of ultimately beating the cancer, but in order to extend my
remaining life for as long as possible. I didn’t ask how long I might have,
that would be a very nuanced question that would depend on how well I respond
to to the first line of chemotherapy and besides cancer is a complex family of
diseases that has quite unique progressions in individual patients. Despite
not asking the question, it was one my urologist is no-doubt asked by every
other patient, so he took a punt and told me anyway, he said I have about 18
months. An estimate I did not take too seriously but an interesting baseline
nonetheless and a definite goal to try and beat. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">I was warned of the
possible side effects of the chemotherapy (Pazopanib in my case), I didn’t however
expect to have almost completed the bingo card of side effects and end up hospitalised
for a week just 5 days after starting the chemotherapy. As it happens the week
I ended up being hospitalised was the same week that my in-laws had come to
stay, so every cloud etc. etc. The upside to all these side-effects (I told
myself), was that if the chemotherapy is causing me this much grief it must at
least be slightly inconveniencing my cancer. The pain and sickness however made
it hard to convince myself that this was indeed the case until 12 weeks into my
treatment when my next CT scan revealed that the chemotherapy had indeed shrunk
the tumours. I rallied and returned to work with fresh hope. A further CT scan
after 24 weeks showed that although the cancer had not shrunk any further, it
hadn’t grown either which apparently is as good as it realistically gets. Although
the Pazopanib was working, it was also known that it would only work for so
long before the cancer would be able to tolerate it and start growing again. Typically
the Pazopanib works for around a year, although I’m told there’s pretty large
error bars around that average. In order to extend the period in which the drug
would be effective I had entered a clinical trial, one arm of the clinical
trial (the arm I was one) aimed to take a break from the chemotherapy with the
expectation that the cancer would have a period of dormancy before starting to
grow back again and forcing me back on to the chemotherapy. On Boxing Day 2016,
under medical supervision, I stopped taking the chemotherapy. Although freed
from the fog of the side-effects within weeks of stopping taking the Pazopanib
I was becoming more and more breathless. I contacted my oncologist and as a
precaution my follow up CT scan was bought forward. I was hoping for a spot of pneumonia
on the lungs to explain my breathlessness, alas the CT scan revealed that the
cancer had come back with avengeance. The original metastases on my right lung,
liver and the area vacated by my kidney had all grown and new metastases had
sprung up in my tummy, in my hip bone and throughout my lungs. The new small metastases
in my lungs had caused the airways to block and my lungs to fill with fluid,
hence causing my breathing difficulties.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">That pretty much
brings us up to date. I’m obviously back on the Pazopanib in the hope that it
will be effective once again. If it does not shrink the new metastases in my
lungs and naturally drain the fluid I will need a further operation to drain
them. Whilst things were progressing reasonably well during my initial course
of chemotherapy I was pretty confident that I would easily smash my urologists
18-month prediction, 8 months in and it’s now looking like it will be quite a
challenge to actually complete the next 10 months, which brings me back the the
cheery subject of death that I wanted to talk about in the first place. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Having thought about
death quite a bit now, I’ve organised my thoughts into 3 areas, the first,
death itself is remarkably easily to cope with, the second, coming to terms
with what I will miss is somewhat harder to accept, and the third, the
bereavement for those I leave behind is by far the hardest to cope with.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">I have no fear of
death itself, well certainly no fear of actually being dead. That’s not bravado
or rhetoric, I’ve found plenty of things to worry about since my diagnosis, but
being dead is not one of them. As has been pointed out by many greater thinkers
than me, I never existed for millennia before I was born and it caused me no great
concern at the time, I seriously fail to see why it should cause me any unease
after I die either. I assume however that fear of death must be a concern to a
great many people, after all the world's most tenacious ideologies have drummed
themselves up a lot of business by exploiting this fear. I can see why. If I
seriously believed that life on Earth was the the whim and creation of an
all-powerful supernatural entity, then I could only logically conclude that cancers
that indiscriminately target innocent men, women and children were intelligently
designed by the same hand. The only thing I can think of that’s more horrific
than such a belief is the sickening notion that the self same deity has the
ability to cure such diseases if asked nicely enough, yet is seldom moved
enough to do so. Thank goodness I find such belief systems so utterly ridiculous
that I need not concern myself with their inhumane threats, preposterous fabricated
promises, cognitive dissonance and the unjust judgements.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">I can therefore move
on to more real concerns. The one I felt hardest to accept when first given my
terminal diagnosis was the intense frustration at my realisation of what I will
miss out on. I now view old-age not as an inevitability but as a prized privilege
that I will be denied. I so wanted to see my children graduate from university,
I wanted to see their careers take off, I wanted to grow old with my wife, I
wanted to enjoy my retirement and take the long holidays I have been too busy
to take up until now. Most of all, bizarre as it sounds, I wanted to be a Grandad,
I wanted to push my grandchildren around in the garden in my wheelbarrow, I
wanted to take them down to the river to see the swans, I wanted to take them
on picnics in the woods behind my house. It has taken time to adjust to the fact
that I cannot have these things. But there are many other things I can take great
solace in. My children are incredibly intelligent, rational, organised and driven
people. I do not need to be around to know that they will have great success in
life. I know they will both graduate with strong degrees. I know they will hone
their skills further with postgraduate studies. I know they will have successful
and enjoyable careers and achieve great things in their chosen field. I know
they will choose sensible and successful partners. I know they will have
children when the time is right for them and that they too will give them the
upbringing and opportunities for success that I would have wanted for them. I know
this not because of my parental instincts and desires but by the evidence and
capability I have witnessed in my children. Fifty years may not seem like a
long time to have spent on this Earth but what a fifty years they have been.
The mere chance of existing at all is so fleeting small that I am grateful that
I even had the chance. The fact that my fifty years on this planet coincided
with the release of every Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin album in the history of the
universe is an immense source of satisfaction to me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I have shared this planet for a period of
time with John Lennon, Douglas Adams, Carl Sagan, Sue Townsend, Leonard Cohen,
Victoria Wood and Lemmy – what are the chances? How can I be anything but
thankful?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">So the final area of thought
is the one that is hardest of all to come to terms with because it’s the one
that doesn’t go away after my death. I know I am much loved by my friends and family
and that is something they will need to continue to deal with after I’ve gone.
I know it will be hard for my family but I also know that they will eventually
be able to move on and I know that they will never forget me. I have not been
especially close to my mother for much of my adult life. Fortunately that
changed before my illness and we have been much closer in recent years. As a
parent I can image how distressing it is to lose a child. Our children are
simply not meant to die before us and we are ill equipped to deal with it when
it does happen. I therefore recognise that dying before my mother will be very
hard for her to deal with and I wish I could do more to address this problem.
My wife and I have been together since I was 18 and she was 16, we’ve done everything
together for last 32 years and neither of us had previously given any thought to
a possible future without the other. Alas I fear that it is my wife who has
drawn the short straw having to carry on without me. She is however immensely strong,
capable of anything she puts her mind to and will be supported by great friends.
She will be OK. My father died when I was 15 so I know what its like to lose a
parent early. I know that after an initial unstable period I got my life back
on track and I know that my mind is filled with a myriad of memories of him.
Likewise my children too will not forget me. They are 20 and 19 respectively and
have enough memories of me to last them a lifetime too. Fifty years from now
they will still recall my annoying jokes, my constant need for music, my
insistence on reason and logic and, no doubt, several of my less redeeming features
too. So to my urologist I say 18 months my arse, I will live on for decades yet
in the memories of my friends and most especially my wife and children.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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successfully rode this tide of misinformation, opinion and fear. Meanwhile an
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So several friends have now tagged me in this “post a great album cover” thingy that’s been doing the rounds on FB at the moment. I suppose I could just post a picture of the Dark Side of the Moon, tag a few people and move on. But music is too important to distill down to that level, and besides, I like to make my own rules, so I have…</div>
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I will be fifty this year. Even though many musical masterpieces were created before I was born, I have been fortunate enough to live through, in my opinion, the most creative and influential years in music, certainly in album form. I have therefore been through my entire collection and selected my top 20 albums form each year since I was born (1966), to compile a list of my top 1,000 albums of my lifetime.</div>
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I’ve had to impose a few arbitrary rules upon myself. No compilations, best of’s, greatest hits, re-releases or anniversary special editions, but I have included live albums, but for consistency, at year of release rather than year of recording.</div>
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As most of you know, I’m currently undergoing some very aggressive chemotherapy for advanced renal cell carcinoma and have been unable to work. Compiling this list, has given me some focus and a chance to revisit a lot of these great works. Despite the fact that I acquired most of the albums in the first 13 or so years retrospectively, when placed out in this order, they tell the story of my life. I can tell you where I bought each and every one of these albums and they all coincide with life events; births, deaths, marriages, holidays, locations, friends and emotions are all recalled when I scan this image of my life’s soundtrack.</div>
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Hopefully Blogger will allow you to open the image in a large enough format for you to be able to determine each individual album, and if like me, you have a deep passion for music, you’ll recognise most of these images and they may put you in mind of a certain periods in your life too.</div>
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Compiling the list also highlighted the greatest peaks and troughs this in this music period. Between 1969 and 1973 I really struggled to fit in all the albums I wanted to. Whereas between 1986 and 1990 many albums made the cut that perhaps wouldn’t have in other years. Despite never again quite achieving the lofty peak of the early 70’s, there was still a surprising number of great albums to choose from in the 90’s 00’s and 10’s showing that there is always great music out here if you just go and look for it. Do not content yourself with the simple and easily digestible dirge from over commercial Saturday night TV karaoke contests, </div>
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I don’t suppose there’s anybody else out there who also owns all 1,000 of these albums?<br />
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-14937806627565928712015-06-19T20:49:00.000+01:002015-06-19T20:49:46.299+01:00The Bradford Sisters and the Faith Pyramid<div class="MsoNormal">
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Much debate has raged this week regarding the (presumed) Syrian
bound sisters from Bradford. How could these people become so radicalised in
our free and democratic society? To the rational mind it remains a complete
enigma as to why anyone would choose such an irrational, immoral, preposterous and
ultimately dangerous path. Some blame the internet. Some blame extremists in the
local community. Some blame the radicalised brother. But regardless of where
these hateful ideologies were preached from, how could such insidious ideas
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It seems to me that some groundwork has to be done first.
Believing in vile nonsense requires a bit of effort. Before you can believe in
something utterly ridiculous and hateful, you need to first believe in
something seemingly slightly less ridiculous and hateful. The best way to
believe in something slightly less ridiculous is firstly to make it a cultural
norm, so we stop questioning it, and secondly to make sure you start believing
in it before you are capable of fully comprehending the ridiculousness of the
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Religious fanaticism and its associated consequences could
therefore be seen as having a Maslow styled hierarchy of belief. Here’s my
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While much thought and effort is directed at tackling those
at the top of the pyramid, society seems equally keen to continue fuel the
system from the bottom, ensuring that we have a constant fresh supply of enough
receptive minds to climb to the top of the pyramid.</div>
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Of course things are a lot more nuanced than my knowingly
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-83171296787832607772015-02-17T16:35:00.000+00:002015-02-17T16:35:39.221+00:00(They Long To Be) Close To You: A Rational Explanation<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">As a sceptical and pedantic old git, one thing that
especially infuriates me is people who, when presented with a situation that is
not immediately explainable to them, resort to the comforting pre-prepared
paranormal or supernatural explanation that is prevalent in their culture.
Indeed, if that instantly thought of supernatural or paranormal explanation
also adheres to a previously subscribed to worldview or supports an ulterior
agenda, then very little effort is often expended in identifying the natural,
and frequently rather banal, actual explanation for the phenomenon.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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sadly demonstrably mortal, Karen Carpenter: </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">A curious portent indeed and one worthy of critical and
unbiased examination rather than simply dismissing it as a mere justification
of the allure of the recipient of Ms Carpenter’s affection. Leaving aside the
fact that extensive scientific research carried out in the sexual selection
preferences of female Homo sapiens has shown no measurable correlation with an
increased avian presence let us consider more plausible explanations for the
ubiquitous fowl. Indeed we need to look no further than the first 3 lines of
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Clearly the reference to fictional spiritual beings is an
extrapolation of the initial flawed supposition regarding the divinely bestowed
attributes of the subject. It would not be unreasonable to assume that any
interference with the person in question at the time of the birth would be from
a member of the family or a trained medical professional, most likely, a midwife.
Karen then alleges that the angels (or as we have already established, most
probably midwife) sprinkled moon dust in the hair of the new-born. Although
Karen’s claim was made in 1970, shortly after the first Apollo mission to land
on the moon, and indeed bring back small samples of moon dust, it seems
unlikely that the target of Karen’s affection would be so young. Furthermore,
Karen’s claim is actually plagiarised and can be traced back to Burt Bacharach
and Hal David in 1963, long before the plausible availability of moon dust on
Earth.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">We must therefore now consider what substitute for moon dust
the offending midwife must have applied to the head the infant later to become
the infatuation of Karen Carpenter. Perusing a supermarket for handy sized box
of small granules that can be easily sprinkled from a perforated opening the
obvious purchase would be a box of Trill. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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clear. Karen Carpenter simply had the hots for a scruffy chap with birdseed in
his hair placed there many years before by a malevolent midwife.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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think about these things for a while</span></span></span>Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-5087415275763745662014-12-24T16:00:00.000+00:002014-12-24T16:00:38.823+00:00Motivational Posters for All<div class="MsoNormal">
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that people keep sharing all over Facebook is that they’re often tailored
to a specific way of thinking, usually either spiritual, religious or
rational. To be a little more accommodating I therefore thought I’d create a few motivational posters that provide a common
message but are written in the three languages of spiritualism, religion and
rationalism, that way you can share them with everyone without compromising
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-68895340512811201732014-12-17T21:21:00.001+00:002014-12-18T10:03:37.295+00:00Rev. Libby Lane and Dr. Elena Piscopia<div style="text-align: left;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">On the 25<sup><span style="font-size: x-small;">th</span></sup> June 1678<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elena_Cornaro" target="_blank"> Elena Cornaro Piscopia</a>
earned a Doctorate in Philosophy at the University of </span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Padua in Italy making her
the first woman to be awarded a doctorate.</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">She would have earned a doctorate in theology had the Bishop of Padua
not refused her doctorate of theology on the grounds that she was a woman. She
later became a mathematics tutor at the University of Padua and was also considered
an expert musician. Perhaps she would have been less successful had she tried
to pursue a senior position in the Church.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Over 336 years later on 17</span><sup style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">th</span></sup><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> December 2014 The
Church of England appointed Reverend </span><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30510137" style="font-family: Calibri;" target="_blank">Libby Lane</a><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> as its first female bishop. Surely
an organisation that steadfastly still claims moral superiority over the
faithless should have been first past the post rather than breathlessly
wheezing as it finally stumbled over the equality line three centuries behind academia?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The problem with adopting an ideology rooted in a purported divinely
revealed truth is that by its very nature it is extremely tricky to improve
upon that divinely revealed truth in the light of new evidence and thinking without
questioning the wisdom of the deity originally credited with it.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">This particular example of lackadaisical Christian catch-up
is therefore far from unprecedented.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Galileo was put on trial and condemned in 1616 and 1633 by
the Roman Catholic Inquisition for contradicting its unquestionable scriptures
by daring to use the scientific method to theorise that the earth in fact
orbits the sun. It wasn’t until the 4<sup><span style="font-size: x-small;">th</span></sup> November 1992 that Pope John
Paul II issued a weasel worded vindication of Galileo, long after the Church’s
original position had become utterly untenable.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The speed at which the church was able to catch–up with what
now seems to be such obvious and basic gender equality is laughable. But it
will need to speed up its reform process to a rate that will be uncomfortable
to many of its members if it wants to try and keep in touch with the modern
world. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The only alternative to such sensible liberal reforms is to simply stand still.
In a post-enlightened world where society, morality and equality are advancing
at an accelerating rate, standing still and refusing to rethink frequently now
manifests itself as bigotry, with fundamentalism not far behind.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">As religious views on women bishops and gay marriages become
more polarised how close are we to the ultimate Christian reform of jettisoning
the supernatural mumbo jumbo altogether? Bereft of its divisive mystical claptrap
surely Christianity could be distilled down to a laudable set of ideas about
being nice to one another that we could all rally behind.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">How long will it be before Christianity officially abandons
the pious petitioning of supernatural beings, implausible virgin births,
credulous miracles, the wicked threat of eternal damnation and the fabricated bribe
of immortality to the bigots and fundamentalists who prefer to stand still?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I suspect it will be considerably less than the 336 years it
took Libby to catch up with Elena but In the meantime we still have the British
Humanist Association. But when the Church finally embraces this ultimate reform
I’ll be happy to go back, after all they do have the better architecture.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Might pop into my local village Church for the Carol Service
on Sunday though, I do like a nice sing-along at Xmas, <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/the-venn-diagram-of-christmas-traditions.html" target="_blank">as I think I mentionedlast year</a>.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br />Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-10451660163701267872013-12-19T19:06:00.002+00:002013-12-19T19:06:52.770+00:00The Venn Diagram of Christmas Traditions<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">I love Christmas. I
love everything about it, apart perhaps from the predictable fundamental
Christians bleating on about the so called <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">War
on Christmas</i> and their irksome ill-informed insistence that Jesus is the
reason for the season. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">A few years back at
my local church, I sat through the vicar’s ranting sermon shoehorned into the
school carol concert. It was blatantly aimed at heathen parents like me that no
longer routinely grace his ever-dwindling flock. I felt honour-bound to boo him
for his pious absolute claim on Christmas. The dig in my ribs from my wife however
reminded me that it’s still generally considered bad form to boo the vicar – even
if he is clearly talking out of his arse. But despite the dodgy sermons
proclaiming Jesus to be at the centre of Christmas, I still think it’s a great
time of the year.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">In fact the very
reason why Christmas is so great is precisely because it is a non-discriminatory
celebration, far wider and more encompassing than the mere strategically
relocated anniversary of the alleged saviour of one particular faith group.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">That’s not to say
that the baby Jesus lying in a manger surrounded by adorable toilet-trained
livestock isn’t a vital and welcome part of the imagery and tradition of the
season. It’s just that he’s not at the centre of it any more so than a
barefooted John McClane in the Nakatomi Plaza or grumpy TV executive Frank
Cross being violently punched in the face by the angelic Ghost of Christmas Present.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">The modern
Christmas traditions we’re all familiar with (at least in the western world) have
drawn from Christian, Pagan and Secular sources, and they all add value. If we map
them onto a Venn diagram there’s quite clearly someone else at the centre of our
Christmas traditions and, thankfully, he does not concern himself with our arbitrary
faith boundaries.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">With the obvious
exceptions of Cliff Richard and eggnog, I like everything on this diagram. Those
who claim that Christmas is under attack from the politically correct forces of
secularism and consumerism are merely trying to purge the season of its equally
worthy non-Christian elements.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">So, beware of any one
set on this diagram who try to claim sole ownership of the winterval. The true
spirit of Christmas is not about hijacking the seasonal festivities for the
exclusive celebration of one particular ideology. Christmas is for everyone,
Christians, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics and adherents of any other conceivable faith
group who would care to come and pull a cracker with me.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Merry Christmas
everyone<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Crispian<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Christmas 2013<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Pardon? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Ed Miliband has accused David Cameron of "unjustified smears" over claims about Labour's links to disgraced ex-Co-op Bank chairman Paul Flowers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">I don't understand what you're saying</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">(slightly irritated and with exaggeratedly clear accent) Ed Miliband has accused David Cameron of "unjustified smears" over claims about Labour's links to disgraced ex-Co-op Bank chairman Paul Flowers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Well what on earth does that mean? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">I don't know. I’ve been told to display the news that Mr. Miliband has accused David Cameron of “smears” over Co-op. - I didn't expect the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25031520" target="_blank">Monty Python reunion.</a> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Jarring chord. The link is clicked and the web page displays the news that Monty Python are to reunite for a one-off show in London.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Nobody expects the Monty Python Reunion! Our chief weapon is satire...satire and surrealism...surrealism and satire.... our two weapons are surrealism and satire...and collage stop motion animations.... Our <i>three</i> weapons are surrealism, satire, and collage stop motion animations....and an almost fanatical devotion to a dead parrot.... Our <i>four</i>...no... <i>amongst</i> our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as surrealism, satire.... I'll refresh the web page. <i>(exit and exeunt)</i> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">I didn't expect a kind of Monty Python reunion. </span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">The link is clicked again.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> <i>Jarring chord.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Nobody expects the Monty Python reunion! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as surrealism, satire, collage stop motion animations and an almost fanatical devotion to a dead parrot, and silly walks - oh damn! <i>(to Gilliam)</i> I can't say it; you'll have to say it. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...' </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">I couldn't do that... </span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Palin bundles the Pythons outside.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">I didn't expect a kind of Monty Python reunion. </span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">They all enter.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Expects... Nobody expects the...um...the Monty...um... </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Python. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">I know...I know! Nobody expects the Monty Python reunion. In fact, those who do expect... </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Our chief weapons are... </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-GB;">Stop. Stop there! Stop there. Whew! Our chief weapon is satire, blah, blah, blah, blah. Terry, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2511121/Monty-Python-stars-pictured-time-announcing-stage-reunion.html" target="_blank">read the leak</a>. </span></div>
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-51528976790096898812013-10-21T19:39:00.001+01:002013-10-21T21:15:58.337+01:00Give Piss-Taking A Chance<br />
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It’s 45 years since John and Yoko suggested that we “Give Peace a Chance”. A laudable suggestion and a very handy sound bite for the budding Beauty Queen.<br />
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For many however such commendable desires for world peace are often tempered with their own indoctrinated ideologies. Many falsely believe the path to peace and harmony lies exclusively within their own particular faith. Increasingly we seem to be witnessing examples where those ideologies appear to be so entrenched and perverted that those captivated under their spell abandon reason and humanity in violent and bloody pursuit of their own deluded notions of Nirvana.<br />
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Imagine if John was still with us today, it’s easy if you try. The rolling news coverage on any given day may well lead him to conclude that his admirable 1968 proposal is not going as well as he had hoped. We tried staying in bed. We tried painting our naked bodies in psychedelic patterns and flouncing around to Jefferson Airplane whilst shoving flowers down the barrels of rifles, but it didn’t really work. More recently we tried retaliating against terror with well financed “Shock and Awe”. But that didn't seem to work out too well either.<br />
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Now what? Are we all out of ideas? Do we just cower behind our enhanced airport security and knee jerk anti-terrorism policies and wait for it to go away? Do we redefine our goals for peace to be a little more localised?<br />
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I think not. I think we’ve just been retaliating with the wrong weapons. I propose a fresh assault on terror. Not with guns and bombs but with satire, sarcasm and ridicule.<br />
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Let’s rip their ideology apart with cutting satirical warfare; let’s rain down cogent and piercing ridicule on their fragile dogmas. Let us unleash the weapons of mass derision. Put down your swords, pick up your pens and let’s make the fundamentalists of all faiths into morons rather than martyrs. And let’s indiscriminately deploy the same sardonic sortie on our own more familiar ideological claptrap.<br />
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NB: Extracting urine from deeply held yet completely ridiculous ideologies does not contravene your diversity training<br />
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-13390282772824799482013-07-06T08:13:00.003+01:002013-07-06T08:17:15.928+01:00Creationist Zoo Keeper: Episode 006 #CZK<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-001-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 001</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-002-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 002</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-003-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 003</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-004-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 004</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-005-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 005</a><br />
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-6370363924108823182013-06-29T11:10:00.001+01:002013-06-29T11:11:25.479+01:00Creationist Zoo Keeper: Episode 005 #CZK<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-001-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 001</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-002-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 002</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-003-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 003</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-004-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 004</a><br />
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Crispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-76862488859112049912013-06-22T08:59:00.000+01:002013-06-22T08:59:44.008+01:00Creationist Zoo Keeper: Episode 004 #CZK<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-001-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 001</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-002-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 002</a> <a href="http://crispian-jago.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/creationist-zoo-keeper-episode-003-czk.html" target="_blank">Episode 003</a><br />
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