So here's a quick Bullshit Flow Diagram (BFD) using Gane-Sarson-Notation crudely modelling the flow of bullshit around the most successful bullshit processing system I could think of.
So first off, a context diagram, showing the overall system and its data interactions with external entities:
Next, a level 1 diagram showing the flow of data within the main processes of the system.
Then a would draw a level 2 diagram, but I suspect the joke has already worn too thin, and anyway David Attenborough is on the telly in a minute, so bugger it.
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Hmmm - I feel a bit of UML coming on...
Nice 8o)
I think you had it with the first diagram!
Love the chart... I think you need to make a Deepak chart now.
Hmmm ... "Shitehawks"?
Don't think we have that term in Murcan.
From context, I'm guessing those are vendors of dubious merchandise.
Of whom we have quite a few.
I'm going to make a point of working "shitehawk" into conversation sometime soon; nothing like expanding the cultural boundaries.
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