Saturday 4 May 2013

Where's Bigfoot: A Beginners Guide to Cryptozoology

Cryptozoology is a tricky old skill to master. Formal training in taxonomy, biology, natural history and even zoology is of no use whatsoever to the budding young cryptozoologist. Indeed, even watching a complete box set of David Attenborough DVD's will not help hone the more peculiar talents needed for this fascinating discipline.

In order to discover creatures hitherto rejected by pedantic conventional science, a whole new skill-set is required. Key aptitudes include the amateur misidentification of dead animals in an unfamiliar state of decay and the uncanny ability to be easily be hoaxed by enterprising moron baiters.

Therefore for any younger readers wishing to embark on a credulous career in cryptid spotting I would highly recommend scanning the the following images I have prepared to help you get your eye in.

Where's Bigfoot?

Where's Nessie?

Where's Chupacabra?

Where's Montauk Monster?

Well done if you managed to spot them all, you're well on your way to becoming a leading cryptozoologist.

And of course, remember the cryptozoologist primary maxim: "If it looks like a man in a monkey suit, and walks like a man in a monkey suit, it probably is a new species of hominid previously unknown to science."

1 comment:

Kineton said...

Moronic beliefs. Bigfoot is real! I know this and I've never experienced one in actuality. The evidence is overwhelming, for an intelligent person, not blinded by scientific skepticism.