Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Duchy Originals: New Lines coming soon

100% organic and locally sourced bullshit in a bottle

Free Range Baloney Panini with Gullibility Garnish

Duchy Originals: Organic Beer Goggles (3 bottles turns any ropey old tart into a princess

Homeopathic AIDS cure (recommended to be used instead of scientifically tested anti retral viral drugs as a safe and effective alternative)

Extra Large Ear Candles

Duke of Cornwall my arse, as a Cornishman, the flappy eared fuckwit is no Duke of mine.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

not a royalist then ?

Crispian Jago said...

I’m not really anti royalist, anyway I always thought the royalist had much hairdo’s than the roundheads. As long as they don’t abuse their position, our drain the public coughers, I think the pageantry is a nice quaint reminder of our cultural heritage. I only get pissed off when they use the accident of their birth as a platform to spout nonsense and misinformation.

Here’s another one BTW:

Duchy Originals: Organic Beer Goggles (3 bottles turns any ropey old tart into a princess)

Anymore suggestions?

Henry North London said...

Duchy Originals

We dont use latherer in our liquid soap and we make it so expensive that you must be nuts to buy it in the first place