Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Duchy Originals: New Lines coming soon

100% organic and locally sourced bullshit in a bottle

Free Range Baloney Panini with Gullibility Garnish

Duchy Originals: Organic Beer Goggles (3 bottles turns any ropey old tart into a princess

Homeopathic AIDS cure (recommended to be used instead of scientifically tested anti retral viral drugs as a safe and effective alternative)

Extra Large Ear Candles

Duke of Cornwall my arse, as a Cornishman, the flappy eared fuckwit is no Duke of mine.
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