Free Range Baloney Panini with Gullibility Garnish
Duchy Originals: Organic Beer Goggles (3 bottles turns any ropey old tart into a princess
Homeopathic AIDS cure (recommended to be used instead of scientifically tested anti retral viral drugs as a safe and effective alternative)
Extra Large Ear Candles
Duke of Cornwall my arse, as a Cornishman, the flappy eared fuckwit is no Duke of mine.