Sunday 10 March 2013

The Multi-Faith Blasphemy Generator




Blasphemy as we know, is a truly victimless crime, and contrary to popular belief is both big and indeed, clever.

However, in this multicultural society in which we live, we should be careful to ensure we embrace multi-faith blaspheming rather than simply blaspheming in the faith relevant to our particular cultural heritage.

I have therefore created the multi-faith blasphemer that will help ensure your verbal outbursts correctly address a wide variety of deities.



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15 comments:

  1. Anonymous12 March 2013 at 19:46

    There are great ones like:
    Wanking Neptune's tits
    Bollock naked Ganesha bum tickler
    arse sniffing Yaweh spanker


    but the truly fantastic ones are like these:
    Steaming Zeus jugs
    Disco dancing Odin on a bike
    Bald Hades on a moped

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  2. Anonymous23 March 2013 at 01:08

    Deep fried Jesus H. Christ spunk

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  3. Anonymous23 March 2013 at 01:12

    I chuckled heartily at "Yodeling Moses in Asda"

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  4. chris24 March 2013 at 11:47

    Teabagging Ganesha basher Hilarious!

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  5. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 14:35

    "Hairy-arsed Allah on toast"

    lol

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  6. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 17:45

    Choir-boy molesting magnificence !

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  7. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 00:46

    Win: Juggling Yaweh's crusty jizz sock

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  8. utopicbalcanic26 March 2013 at 00:54

    Sweet Mary mother of Ganesha's crusty jizz sock!

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  9. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 03:39

    Got this gem on my first try:

    Colossal Mohammed on a moped

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  10. R. Talmadge Lacy26 March 2013 at 09:11

    the fact that ALL of them are funnier when you remove the religious reference :
    Wanking tits
    Bollock naked bum tickler
    arse sniffing spanker
    Steaming jugs
    Disco dancing on a bike
    Bald on a moped
    Deep fried spunk
    Yodeling in Asda
    Teabagging basher!
    Hairy-arsed on toast

    Sweaty bollocked fart catcher

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  11. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 16:42

    Disco dancing Flying Spaghetti Monster spanker...This may be the only place on earth where Pastafarianism is given equal representation among other world religions.

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  12. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 01:19

    Fudge packing Zeus in heaven

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  13. Unknown4 April 2013 at 22:57

    I copied your program (I did add references to this website/page). My version allows a more wide usage, also it's Open Source. http://www.buttonbashed.co.nz/?page_id=44 (The Random Blasphemy tool on that page obviously).
    It will go in to the task bar. It's pretty easy to use, just press Ctrl-Alt-V to paste a random blasphemy phrase anywhere, great for gamers. Oh and the .Net framework 4.5 needs to be installed, or it'll crash on startup.

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  14. Andrea15 April 2013 at 17:13

    @Mr. Lacy that's what makes it so useful; insert religious icon here.......mix and match

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  15. Anonymous21 May 2019 at 17:51

    You had me at "Holy Moses cock tickler"

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