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Sunday, 10 March 2013
The Multi-Faith Blasphemy Generator
15 comments:
Anonymous
said...
There are great ones like: Wanking Neptune's tits Bollock naked Ganesha bum tickler arse sniffing Yaweh spanker
but the truly fantastic ones are like these: Steaming Zeus jugs Disco dancing Odin on a bike Bald Hades on a moped
the fact that ALL of them are funnier when you remove the religious reference : Wanking tits Bollock naked bum tickler arse sniffing spanker Steaming jugs Disco dancing on a bike Bald on a moped Deep fried spunk Yodeling in Asda Teabagging basher! Hairy-arsed on toast
Disco dancing Flying Spaghetti Monster spanker...This may be the only place on earth where Pastafarianism is given equal representation among other world religions.
I copied your program (I did add references to this website/page). My version allows a more wide usage, also it's Open Source. http://www.buttonbashed.co.nz/?page_id=44 (The Random Blasphemy tool on that page obviously). It will go in to the task bar. It's pretty easy to use, just press Ctrl-Alt-V to paste a random blasphemy phrase anywhere, great for gamers. Oh and the .Net framework 4.5 needs to be installed, or it'll crash on startup.
15 comments:
There are great ones like:
Wanking Neptune's tits
Bollock naked Ganesha bum tickler
arse sniffing Yaweh spanker
but the truly fantastic ones are like these:
Steaming Zeus jugs
Disco dancing Odin on a bike
Bald Hades on a moped
Deep fried Jesus H. Christ spunk
I chuckled heartily at "Yodeling Moses in Asda"
Teabagging Ganesha basher Hilarious!
"Hairy-arsed Allah on toast"
lol
Choir-boy molesting magnificence !
Win: Juggling Yaweh's crusty jizz sock
Sweet Mary mother of Ganesha's crusty jizz sock!
Got this gem on my first try:
Colossal Mohammed on a moped
the fact that ALL of them are funnier when you remove the religious reference :
Wanking tits
Bollock naked bum tickler
arse sniffing spanker
Steaming jugs
Disco dancing on a bike
Bald on a moped
Deep fried spunk
Yodeling in Asda
Teabagging basher!
Hairy-arsed on toast
Sweaty bollocked fart catcher
Disco dancing Flying Spaghetti Monster spanker...This may be the only place on earth where Pastafarianism is given equal representation among other world religions.
Fudge packing Zeus in heaven
I copied your program (I did add references to this website/page). My version allows a more wide usage, also it's Open Source. http://www.buttonbashed.co.nz/?page_id=44 (The Random Blasphemy tool on that page obviously).
It will go in to the task bar. It's pretty easy to use, just press Ctrl-Alt-V to paste a random blasphemy phrase anywhere, great for gamers. Oh and the .Net framework 4.5 needs to be installed, or it'll crash on startup.
@Mr. Lacy that's what makes it so useful; insert religious icon here.......mix and match
You had me at "Holy Moses cock tickler"
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