100% organic and locally sourced bullshit in a bottle Free Range Baloney Panini with Gullibility Garnish
Duchy Originals: Organic Beer Goggles (3 bottles turns any ropey old tart into a princess
Homeopathic AIDS cure (recommended to be used instead of scientifically tested anti retral viral drugs as a safe and effective alternative)
Extra Large Ear Candles
Duke of Cornwall my arse, as a Cornishman, the flappy eared fuckwit is no Duke of mine.
not a royalist then ?
ReplyDeleteI’m not really anti royalist, anyway I always thought the royalist had much hairdo’s than the roundheads. As long as they don’t abuse their position, our drain the public coughers, I think the pageantry is a nice quaint reminder of our cultural heritage. I only get pissed off when they use the accident of their birth as a platform to spout nonsense and misinformation.
ReplyDeleteHere’s another one BTW:
Duchy Originals: Organic Beer Goggles (3 bottles turns any ropey old tart into a princess)
Anymore suggestions?
Duchy Originals
ReplyDeleteWe dont use latherer in our liquid soap and we make it so expensive that you must be nuts to buy it in the first place