tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post2276202664122830586..comments2024-03-04T10:43:03.201+00:00Comments on The Reason Stick: Trolling For Dummies by Dennis MarkuzeCrispian Jagohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16834942943012382473noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-44959140148115325372012-06-03T07:13:42.714+01:002012-06-03T07:13:42.714+01:00Aw, I remember Mabus!! He threatened to chop off o...Aw, I remember Mabus!! He threatened to chop off our heads!<br /><br />Very well-done guide!Spoony Quinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10730057249256927206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-12709883718006444552011-01-22T05:48:00.997+00:002011-01-22T05:48:00.997+00:00Is there such a thing as the 'fail fail'? ...Is there such a thing as the 'fail fail'? A lolz version of 'not even wrong'...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-15156475573202355242011-01-02T12:07:03.390+00:002011-01-02T12:07:03.390+00:00Oh my... ME!
The handbook of FAIL is almost as per...Oh my... ME!<br />The handbook of FAIL is almost as pertinent and inspired today as the sh't I wrote! HeCK of a job, Marky.<br />Amen f'kin hotep!Godhttp://www.godisamyth.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-80650987042991390292011-01-02T08:14:23.866+00:002011-01-02T08:14:23.866+00:00I was going to chastise you for feeding the troll,...I was going to chastise you for feeding the troll, but I think you have made a major contribution to society here.<br /><br />I would have kept the several hundred Mabusites in my spam folder if I'd known they were precious...John S. Wilkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04417266986565803683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-5202576480819768602010-12-29T14:19:18.199+00:002010-12-29T14:19:18.199+00:00Awesome blog!!!!
Ol' dennis is always trollin...Awesome blog!!!!<br /><br />Ol' dennis is always trolling places where I hang out. You've got his MO down pat!!!al capone juniornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-45262826689261659902010-12-29T11:25:53.601+00:002010-12-29T11:25:53.601+00:00Hey Dennis, how's Henry?Hey Dennis, how's Henry?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-88143461195216078632010-12-18T06:40:32.296+00:002010-12-18T06:40:32.296+00:00crispian - repent and you will be saved...crispian - repent and you will be saved...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-61305503817384906342010-12-17T23:05:31.188+00:002010-12-17T23:05:31.188+00:00youtube.com/watch?v=lz4R0GHfM-Y&
why does eve...youtube.com/watch?v=lz4R0GHfM-Y&<br /><br />why does everyone always want to PUNCH you, shermer?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-6799614302253092772010-12-15T18:18:52.307+00:002010-12-15T18:18:52.307+00:00youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls&
take your m...youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls&<br /><br /><br />take your meds, you little fckers....<br /><br /><br />image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/4006595/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/378/height/378/e-mc2_design.png<br /><br /><br /><br />now we are going to bury you...<br /><br /><br />And the lesson from all of this? DOUBLE!<br />____________________________<br /><br /><br />What do you want, you little ****ers?<br /><br />more of these idiots<br /><br /><br />youtube.com/watch?v=q4C5yzFmC80<br /><br /><br /><br />en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prizes_for_evidence_of_the_paranormal<br /><br />HOW N WON ALL THE PARANORMAL PRIZES!<br /><br />en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostradamus<br /><br /><br /><br />THE HIGH PRICE OF REVOLUTION<br /><br />youtube.com/user/xviolatex?feature=mhumAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-19885770163024064332010-12-15T09:50:19.075+00:002010-12-15T09:50:19.075+00:00crispian - I want you to know that we are going ta...crispian - I want you to know that we are going take steps to exterminate you...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-53011221864918826672010-12-15T03:11:25.592+00:002010-12-15T03:11:25.592+00:00That was excellent. Not enough spelling and gramm...That was excellent. Not enough spelling and grammar errors though.Ryan W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12422350238228421427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-38643288869439954652010-12-14T21:52:44.533+00:002010-12-14T21:52:44.533+00:00take your meds, you little fckers...
image.sprea...take your meds, you little fckers...<br /><br /><br />image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/4006595/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/378/height/378/e-mc2_design.png<br /><br /><br />now we are going to bury you...<br /><br /><br />And the lesson from all of this? DOUBLE!<br /><br /><br />What do you want, you little f*ckers?<br /><br />more of these idi*ts<br /><br /><br />youtube.com/watch?v=q4C5yzFmC80<br /><br /><br /><br />en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prizes_for_evidence_of_the_paranormal<br /><br />HOW N WON ALL THE PARANORMAL PRIZES!<br /><br />en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostradamus<br /><br /><br />youtube.com/user/xviolatex?feature=mhumAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-22255764944288327362010-12-14T21:02:19.826+00:002010-12-14T21:02:19.826+00:00"before the NURSE notices you're OUT OF B..."before the NURSE notices you're OUT OF BED AGAIN!!!"<br /><br /><br />LMAONoAstronomernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-27916523955405205642010-12-14T20:15:39.038+00:002010-12-14T20:15:39.038+00:00GOATS ON FIRE!GOATS ON FIRE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-60220402911547241672010-12-14T19:08:51.117+00:002010-12-14T19:08:51.117+00:00DM's post-Boobquake spam included a line so fu...DM's post-Boobquake spam included a line so funny that -- even though it is a clear example of feeding the trolls -- I had to put it up as a permanent feature on one of the side panels of my blog:<br /><br />"atheist don't even BELIEVE IN BOOBIES!!!"<br /><br />That's the most Poe-like Markuze's ever been. It almost makes me wonder...James Sweethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17212877636980569324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-81019761427213675182010-12-14T17:40:35.605+00:002010-12-14T17:40:35.605+00:00The inmates get internet connections.
Sweet.The inmates get internet connections.<br /><br />Sweet.Geek Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12296972135212861984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-57587148185187338192010-12-14T15:35:59.641+00:002010-12-14T15:35:59.641+00:00It's like reading the label from a bottle of D...It's like reading the label from a bottle of Dr. Bronner's Castile Soap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-47999483074440514322010-12-14T15:12:15.721+00:002010-12-14T15:12:15.721+00:00take your meds, you little fckers....
image.spre...take your meds, you little fckers....<br /><br /><br />image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/4006595/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/378/height/378/e-mc2_design.png<br /><br /><br /><br />now we are going to bury you...<br /><br /><br />And the lesson from all of this? DOUBLE!<br />____________________________<br /><br /><br />What do you want, you little ****ers?<br /><br />more of these idiots<br /><br /><br />youtube.com/watch?v=q4C5yzFmC80<br /><br /><br /><br />en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prizes_for_evidence_of_the_paranormal<br /><br />HOW N WON ALL THE PARANORMAL PRIZES!<br /><br />en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostradamus<br /><br /><br /><br />THE HIGH PRICE OF REVOLUTION<br /><br />youtube.com/user/xviolatex?feature=mhumAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-38986645844657261262010-12-14T14:32:18.730+00:002010-12-14T14:32:18.730+00:00Poor deranged Dennis Markuze is utterly incapable ...Poor deranged Dennis Markuze is utterly incapable of refraining from rising to the bait. The one thing we can't provoke him into doing is going to a brain-care specialist. He's sick in the head and needs help. Of course, I'm not a doctor (of medicine), but I think I know crazy when I see it. And I see it in over 200 messages left by Dennis on my blog in the past year. He is one sick puppy.<br /><br />Hey, Dennis, you crazy loon! Go prove us wrong by getting yourself a psych evaluation on posting it on-line. That'll teach us!Zenohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09058127284297728552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-53063098154828727802010-12-14T13:42:00.783+00:002010-12-14T13:42:00.783+00:00I did not feel that I had arrived as an atheist bl...I did not feel that I had arrived as an atheist blogger until I had received my first (of many) DM comment. The worst part is, I've seen so many of them now, I can tell, without looking at a date stamp, exactly when he commented. His insanity changes over time, much like, well, evolution.PersonalFailurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034292023591747601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-63322883266060136142010-12-14T04:08:14.686+00:002010-12-14T04:08:14.686+00:00The link to this post came in the same batch of em...The link to this post came in the same batch of emails as ... another Dancing Monkey special!!! That makes a total of 556 of them since the last time I cleared my spam cache--well over a thousand this year!<br /><br />Neuroskeptic--I believe his "DOUBLE" comment is DM-speak for "since you asked me so nicely to stop, I'll repay you by trolling twice as much! You get double the DM for your efforts!" <br /><br />But yes, any actual feelings of threat from his delusional rants have been diluted to homeopathic proportions; his internet connection is the functional equivalent of smearing these same words in his own feces on the walls of his room.Cuttlefishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12249250181650725088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-27084910917225651242010-12-14T04:05:28.522+00:002010-12-14T04:05:28.522+00:00crispian now everyone's going to want a piece ...crispian now <i>everyone</i>'s going to want a piece of DM on his blog. it's, like, trendy.helensotiriadishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07740816003291428890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-13540592632408031172010-12-14T03:09:38.548+00:002010-12-14T03:09:38.548+00:00It seems that at first the sites infested by Mabus...It seems that at first the sites infested by Mabus<br /><br />FIND HIM REALLY ANNOYING!!!<br /><br />Then for a brief time someone <br /><br />EXPRESSES A LITTLE PITY!!!<br /><br />************************************<br /><br />But eventually people seem to feel disappointed if he doesn't show up with<br /><br />HIS STYLIZED, SCHIZOPHRENIC RITUAL!!!<br /><br />________________________________<br /><br />It's kind of an honor to have the attention of <br /><br />THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS TROLL!!!<br /><br />Even though it's the same incomprehensible gibberish no matter where he goes. <br /><br />Maybe he'll go away if we tell him <br /><br />HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIS STUFF!!!Richard Wadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12503736808382028945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-66363339400945690332010-12-14T02:35:40.955+00:002010-12-14T02:35:40.955+00:00Heck, yes.
And don't forget that the emailed ...Heck, yes.<br /><br />And don't forget that the emailed death threat in question is being cc'ed to at least 100 people. Thus rendering it somewhat less than intimidating.Greta Christinahttp://gretachristina.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2940570413170689012.post-60615175250723808822010-12-14T02:07:24.644+00:002010-12-14T02:07:24.644+00:00Personally, I enjoyed the picture of DM from the h...Personally, I enjoyed the picture of DM from the humanist conference in Montreal where he was looking like a half-developed larval human trying to be threatening.<br /><br />PS: I love Montreal, and I know you've had previous experiences there with half-developed larval human beings who caused actual damage, and I don't mean to make light. OTOH, both the RCMP and Surete de Quebec are some of the finest law enforcement agencies in the world, and presumably they already know all about Mabus. So I'd be surprised if it went that far.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com